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Red String Studio
Duck Badge
Duck Badge
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$100.00 USD
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BONDED PAIR PROMO*. Please add two duck badges to your cart to automatically get one of them for free!
The 2024 Duck Badge is here! Press the button to quack together with the entire flock! Free range, BPA-free, and contains absolutely no gluten.
- Featuring a beautiful, 7.00000001-segment display for counting to just under 1000!
- Relive your childhood memories of feeding ducks in your local park, electronically!
- Comes pre-installed with coding™ and algorithms™!
- Full-bodied, curly, all-natural duck hair ✨
- A mysterious backstory. Why did we make this? Who is the intended audience?
- Maybe an easy puzzle or two? You might learn some neat ducks facts to impress your friends!†
- Quack together or alone, it's your choice! (👀 looking at you, introverts)
- A little shy with some self-esteem issues. Please provide a loving home
- State-of-the-art power switch with both on AND off positions!
- Certified* not to lay any eggs while in your care
- Feel safe and loved in the artificial togetherness of the duck flock
- Anatomically correct cloaca for your enjoyment!
- Legally binding adoption papers included. Child protective services may be called in cases of duck abuse or negligence 😠
†Friends not guaranteed to be impressed by your duck facts. However, this author will be proud.
*Certification is ficticious and has no legal basis. Duck may lay any quantity of eggs at any time of its choosing.
*BONDED PAIR PROMO: limit one free badge per order.
