B Grade Duck Badge (Fully Functional)

The 2024 Duck Badge is here! Press the button to quack together with the entire flock! Free range, BPA-free, and contains absolutely no gluten. 

B Grade badges are heavily discounted, fully functional early revisions of the Duck Badge. Their beautiful hair might be slightly right justified and enclosed in a box but they are just as lovable and in need of caring homes.

• Featuring a beautiful, 7.00000001-segment display for counting to just under 1000!
  
• Relive your childhood memories of feeding ducks in your local park, electronically!
• Comes pre-installed with coding™ and algorithms™!
• Full-bodied, curly, all-natural duck hair ✨
• A mysterious backstory. Why did we make this? Who is the intended audience?
• Maybe an easy puzzle or two? You might learn some neat ducks facts to impress your friends!^†
• Quack together or alone, it's your choice! (👀 looking at you, introverts)
• A little shy with some self-esteem issues. Please provide a loving home
• State-of-the-art power switch with both on AND off positions!
• Certified^* not to lay any eggs while in your care
• Feel safe and loved in the artificial togetherness of the duck flock
• Anatomically correct cloaca for your enjoyment!
• Legally binding adoption papers included. Child protective services may be called in cases of duck abuse or negligence 😠